"It's just that ... " Nancy froze at the point of being about to sip some iced tea, gazing steadily at the floor. "Jim!? What is that!?"
There was no getting around it. His stray phallus was elongating and curling around slightly across her carpet. Before he knew it, she went and grabbed an umbrella -- not a collapsible one, either, but a large sturdy one complete with a hook for a handle -- and looked ready to strike.
"Ah, Nancy, please, have mercy, that's a part of me!"
Nancy stared down in consternation, not really following. "That's your pet!? How dare you bring it here!"
"It's no pet, it's ... a part of my body. I'm so sorry."
Her shock and fury quickly became empathy. "That's part of you!? ... Jim, you need to get to a hospital!" She cocked her head to one side as she studied it. "Does it hurt?"
Jim groaned. Her sudden switch in attitude to one of selfless concern was a serious turn-on. "No," he tried to assure her.
But that didn't stop her from gently setting the coffee table aside and crouching over it, unconsciously squeezing her cleavage tighter and higher in her casual blouse, then placed her hands on its end and gingerly lifted it. "Does it work ... I mean, does it function?"
"Yes, but Nancy, really, you don't have to touch it ... "
But his request fell on deaf ears, as Nancy stared back up his pants leg, and he could practically hear the clacking away of her cerebral computer as it tried to comprehend just how much penis this represented. "This must be some kind of world record ... !" she murmured softly. "Oh, Jim, I bet you have hundreds of women hounding you just to get their hands on this thing ... ! Umm ... are you able to have sex with this?"
"I really don't know -- Nancy, I'm so sorry, I'd better just go."
"Oh, no, don't be silly, please stay right there."
He had to give her credit, she was not panicked anymore -- but the pendulum seemed to have swung too far another way, for now she seemed awfully cool, even comfortable, with this situation ...
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