Your choices are:

Contestant one: Samantha! A bride to be who has become a double bodied bunny hermaphrodite, with a buxom six-breasted female bodied conjoined by its back to a muscular male body!

OR!

Contestant four: Joey! Joey! A transformation enthusiast who is now a transwoman cuntboy with a lizardy body, long reptilian tail, udder, testicle breasts, and a penis for a head with round, black salamander eyes!

Polls close Friday!