A Barnyard Limerick

There once was a girl from Nantucket,
Who was milking her cow, then said "Fuck it."
Then she heard a low bell,
And the beast cast a spell,
Now her own udder's filling the bucket!

She ran out from the barn to the mud,
Where she landed face-first with a thud.
At the piggies' behest,
She grew in some more breasts,
And was chewing her own brand of cud.

To the coop she next tried to escape,
But the hens took their turn to reshape,
Her guts twisted and turned,
And her soft nethers burned.
Then eggs slipped from her pussy agape!

Udder, eggs and eight tits, now what's next?
She grumbled, perturbed and perplexed.
The horse came from behind,
Gave a piece of its mind,
Now the centauress looks mighty vexed!

As new boobs swell up on her new bod,
She thought something felt very odd,
Her nipples all leaked,
But her interest was piqued,
By the feelings of her brand new rod!

Front legs house her pussy and udder,
Warm milk and large eggs make her shudder.
The back legs have her dick,
Dappled, shiny and thick,
Pushing through all her tits like a rudder.

She stood there and blushed as she squirmed,
Laying eggs as her massive cock wormed,
Its way up her belly,
Turns her legs to jelly,
As it plunged in her own pussy firm!

Make sure that you learn from this codex,
That, unless you prefer kinky barn sex.
Don't swear while you work,
And don't be a jerk,
Or the cow might just cast you a hex!