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Here's a big update with all the primary stats that are relevant to gameplay: WARNING: LONG.
Character Stats
All creatures have attributes, or stats, to dictate their relative abilities. Below are the names and descriptions of each stat, as well as the common abbreviation in parentheses next to the name. Beneath the stat’s description is a relative scale of what a stat number means. For all stats except health, energy and stability, a 5 represents an average person in each field.
Stats Explained
There are eight stats are general attributes: Skill, Power, Resistance, Discipline, Magnetism, Health, Energy and Stability. They describe a creature’s general capabilities that they might use in any situation. The last five are sexual stats; they are rarely relevant for non-sexual acts, save for when they may make small modifiers to normal actions.
Any stat of 0 is considered non-existent, and a creature will automatically fail a task dependent on this stat. A creature with skill of 0 cannot possible make an attack. A creature with a Magnetism of 0 cannot persuade anyone of anything. A sex stat of zero will not be displayed, simply to save space, and to indicate that actions involving that body part simply cannot be taken.
Skill (Sk):
Skill represents the accuracy of a creature when making attacks. This stat represents a creature’s general ability in body-eye coordination, and is used when making attacks both in melee and at range. It also modifies certain sexual attacks and making deft movements.
1-2: unable to manipulate tools
3: hopelessly clumsy
4: uncoordinated
6: practiced at sports or sparring
7: veteran of one particular skill
8+: One of the best in their field.
Power (P):
This stat measures how mighty a creature is in melee, and how capable it is at moving physical objects or altering terrain. It also modifies certain sexual attacks.
1-2: feeble to an embarrassing degree
3: strains to lift a heavy book
4: easily strained by combat
6: regularly lifts weights
7: can heft another person with little effort
8+: able to toss heavy weights a considerable distance, dent metal armor with a strong blow
Resistance (R):
Resistance indicates how hard it is to deal damage to a creature. A creature with high resistance can resist an attack without taking any damage whatsoever, whether from another creature or from the environment.
1-2: paper cuts cause profuse bleeding
3: bruises quite easily
4: particularly sensitive to heat, cold and pressure
6: rough skin with a leathery texture
7: registers little pain to being cut or burned
8+: arrows have difficulty penetrating skin
Discipline (D):
Discipline represents the mental power of a creature. It represents how willing a creature is to stay in a fight, concentrate on a task, or resist temptation. Discipline also governs a creature’s ability to perform calculations and solve puzzles.
1-2: extremely gullible, low intelligence
3: easy to confuse or puzzle
4: willing to change opinion
6: argues with skill, some ability in arithmetic
7: skill debater, has knowledge advanced theorems
8+: impossible to out-think
Magnetism (M):
Magnetism is a creature’s attractiveness, charisma and sex appeal all rolled into one stat. It represents a general summation of how persuasive or appealing a creature is.
1-2: ugly like Steve Buscemi
3: unattractive and smelly
4: one or two unattractive features
6: a few features that really catch the eye, well-groomed
7: could sell almost any product, smells wonderful
8+: embodiment of beauty
Health (H):
Every time a creature takes damage it loses health. When a creature is reduced to zero health, it is removed from the game or falls unconscious, depending on the source of the damage it takes.
Relative scale: A person with a stat of 10 is average.
Every point above 10 is another point that must be removed before that creature is defeated.
Energy (E):
Energy dictates how many actions a creature can take before becoming exhausted. Energy recovers over time, so some actions may be made every turn. If a creature is reduced to zero energy, it falls unconscious. Generally, sexual attacks remove points of energy rather than health.
Relative scale: A person with a stat of 10 is average.
Every point above 10 is another point that must be removed before that creature becomes weakened, and is another point that may be expended to perform actions.
Stability (St):
Stability is a creature’s attachment to its current form. The more stable a creature is, the harder it is to change that form. Conversely, if a creature’s stability is low enough, it may change shape of its own accord.
Relative scale: A person with a stat of 10 is average.
Note that Stability can never rise above 10.
As soon as stability starts to fall, mutations and changes start to occur. Once stability hits 0, a creature ceases to exist, and becomes an amorphous blob of flesh.
Penis Size (Pe):
The larger a creature’s penis, the more completely it can fill a given cavity. This is the chief sex stat for male creatures, but skill and power govern sexual acts made with a penis as well. The larger a penis however, the harder it is to make deft movements.
1-2: embarrassingly small
3: 3 inches, entirely too skinny
4: 4-5 inches, a little thin
6: 7-8 inches, a bit fat
7: 10-11 inches, seriously thick
8+: over a foot-long and massive
Vaginal Size (V):
The more perfect the fit, the more pleasurable sex can be. This stat is important for sex acts, as it governs compatibility between a vagina and a penis (or other object). As with a penis though, a larger vagina can be quite cumbersome.
1-2: highly difficult to fit anything inside, and perhaps difficult to find on the body
3: very tight, visibly smaller mound
4: a bit snug
6: a bit loose, lips are always visible
7: average penises receive quite a bit less pleasure, lips hang from the body a little
8+: requires a massive partner, outer lips hang like curtains
Ass Size(A):
Similar to the above stat, ass size governs the nature of a creature’s rear end. The vast majority of creatures have a butt that they might use during sex, and this stat governs its dimensions. Note that this stat governs both the size of the creature’s gluteal muscles and the nature of their back door.
1-2: provides essentially no padding to the hip joint
3: small and not the least bit cushy
4: a bit on the small size, but still pleasing in shape perhaps
6: supple and bouncy
7: stretches typical leg-wear harshly
8+: typical pants fail to accommodate a caboose of this size; mighty cheeks
Breast Size (B):
The bigger the breasts, the better! This stat simply measures a creature’s breast size, and is relevant to the sex acts a creature can be involved in. Large breasts are just as much an obstacle as a large penis or vagina. This stat also governs how much pleasure can be given during certain sex acts.
1-2: small a-cups to nonexistent
3: large a-cups or small b-cups
4: moderate b-cups
6: D cups
7: E to F cups
8+: Seriously huge breasts
Mouth Size (Mo):
This dictates the size of a creatures mouth, lips and tongue and is relevant to the pleasure that can be given during oral sex. Skill is also a governor of this, however.
1-2: mouth barely able to accommodate food
3: a tiny, immature-looking mouth
4: small mouth with thin lips
6: full lips and a wet, large tongue
7: a mouth with a large capacity surrounded by enormous lips
8+: cartoonish lips with a long, lolling tongue