Something light to start things off.
"Are you guys ready to order?" Mary was back, balancing trays on two of her arms and carrying a tablet with stylus in her other two. "Janine's is on special today, she's having unusually heavy flow."
"Uh..." Eli was completely blindsided, still wrapping his head around the fact that at least a third of the drinks on the menu contained one form of cum or another, and hadn't been able to choose anything yet. So his mind jumped on the first thing Eli could think of. "Vanilla... milkshake?"
"Leave it to you to go for the vanilla option," chuckled Jared, pointing to the menu himself and looking up to Mary, eyes only briefly stuck on her triple-breasted cleavage. "I'll have the Alice Cocktail, thanks."
"No problem, I'll have that out to you in..." Mary threw a glance to the bar, sizing up the milk on tap, before continuing. "About five minutes, I guess."
"Awesome!"
With a smile, Mary went to distribute the various drinks on her trays, leaving Eli to wonder what Jared had gotten him into this time. He just hoped that he and his friend really were immune, or else...
"Here you go, vanilla milkshake and one Alice Cocktail!" Setting down the tall glasses, Mary pointed one thumb at a smiling woman with a sextuplet of gently leaking tits who waved in the direction of the table. "Alice hopes you enjoy!"
"Cheers and thank you, then!" Jared raised his glass towards the bar and smiled at Mary, who smiled back and gave a little wave of her own before making her way to her next table. Things were picking up, it seemed, tables quickly filling with patrons. "And cheers to you, man. Let's see if Don was as right about these drinks as he was about them boobs!"
"Uh-huh..."
As it turned out, Don had been right. The drinks, while non-alcoholic, were delicious - and somehow gave Eli a bit of a buzz, a tingly sensation all over his body. Jared seemed to feel the same way, chugging down a third of his drink at once before putting the glass back down and suppressing a belch.
"What'd I tell you, man? These are go--ooood~!" Jared twitched a little as another little burp interrupted his sentence, then his smug grin reappeared. "Still regretting you came with?"
"Guess not," Eli replied, rubbing his pecs absentmindedly. They felt kinda itchy - hopefully, he wasn't allergic to the new detergent he was using... "Could be a nice day out after all."
"Told ya." Leaning back against the booth bench, Jared took another sip, groaning in satisfaction and letting his eyes wander over the assorted cuties behind the bar and at the tables. "Imma leave some money here for sure."
"Uh-huh..." Eli shifted in his seat as he took another sip, the buzz clouding his thoughts getting stronger as the sip turned into a big gulp. "'S good, their stuff."
Setting down his glass, Eli saw that he'd emptied half of it already and let out a shaky breath. He'd been feeling a little aroused ever since they`d entered - for good and obvious reasons - and these sensations seemed to slowly grow stronger. Had to be all these brazenly displayed tits, right? Funbags whose weight eclipsed that of whole people! Granted, small people, but still. Eli wondered what it was like for the women working here, spending the entire day lazing on a lounger while someone milked their tits or dicks. Had to be weird. And sexy.
"Whoa, man." Adjusting his position and his pants, Jared took another sip and pointed at the bar. "You seeing this? That barkeep got skills."
Indeed he did - the way he juggled the shaker as well as two bottles of syrup and some tin of powder was impressive. Behind his back, to his sides, twirling through the air rapidly... it was hypnotic, and Eli kept watching as he drank absentmindedly. It almost made him miss the point where he went from simply horny to aroused, dick swelling in his pants until Eli, too, had to adjust how he was sitting. It was to expected, right? Getting a boner in a titty bar? Although Eli's chest felt strange as well. Hot and throbbing, kind of like his dick. Felt good, really, Eli thought as he took another sip.
Breathing in, Eli felt something give around his chest and heard a faint ping, but he was still watching the show as the bartender twirled a shaker on his palm, letting it tumble through the air. It just looked so cool! Another big gulp of vanilla flavored milk shake went down Eli's throat, and the pleasant buzz in his mind saw his body grow heavy. Mainly his torso, for some reason, and Eli leaned forwards to lean against the table. Immediately, the weight lessened, and Eli smiled as he sipped more of his shake and the barkeeper finished the drink with a flourish, all the women on the loungers breaking out in applause. Eli hadn't even noticed them watching as well.
"Gotta be nice, having all those chicks around you all the time," Eli murmured, lifting his glass and realizing that he'd actually emptied it. "Damn, need a new..."
As he searched the room for Mary to order a new drink, maybe something more complicated this time, Eli did his best to get his sluggish thoughts moving. He'd had one shake, and already he felt as if he had at least five shots under his belt. Plus a few beers. So why was he feeling drunk from milk? And why was he still so horny? Eli's free left, the hand that wasn't holding his empty glass, had found it's way under the table, where Eli was rubbing his bulge through his pants, moving his body left and right to drag his aching chest over the smooth, cool table. It felt weird, but so good!
"Hey man, I'm gonna... gonna get another drink..." Jared's voice voice was thick, his words as hazy as Eli's mind, pink mist seeming to fill him from ear to ear. His nipples burned, and there was another ping and a tink somewhere in the booth, the wood of the table so nice on Eli's skin, even through his button down shirt. "You too?"
"Guess why I'm trying to... flag down the waitress?" Eli threw a glance over to where Jared was sitting, arm raised half-way - and froze.
Right there, on Jared's chest, sat a pair tits. A perfect pair. Round and perky and soft and jiggling with his friend's movements, nipples almost poking through his band shirt. The fabric was already getting stretched, revealing Jared's toned sixpack as the shirt was pulled up, more and more mass added to Jared's boobs as they expanded slowly. Eli's eyes wandered downwards, over the surface of the table and towards his own chest, but curiously, there was no trepidation, let alone horror. Just a growing curiosity. Surely, he didn't, too...?
He totally had. Eli's tits looked massive on his pecs, still growing as he watched. Smooth, dark brown breastflesh bulged from his shirt, two buttons already blasted off to god knew where by his blossoming funbags. The expanse of cleavage was mouthwatering already, just a hint of areola visible at the front, and the effect on Eli's cock was immediate. He'd never been so hard, not once in his life. In fact, the tightness of his pants downright hurt!
"You guys alright?" Mary was back, eyes briefly glancing over Eli's and Jared's fat knockers, brow furrowing as she threw a glance back to the buzzing throng of guests. "You did sign the forms when you came in, right?"
"Yyyeeeah, sugaaaah~!" Jared drawled playfully, grinning at Mary as the waitress chewed her lower lip, but shrugged when she heard that forms had been signed. "Get me a Strawberry Milk Punch, please?"
"'N a Diana Special for me? Pleash-please?" It took Eli a considerable amount of concentration to enunciate properly - and not touch his marvelous jugs on the spot. "You're a treasure."
"Alllright. Coming right up, guys."
Mary speedwalked off as she put in Eli's and Jared's order and immediately afterwards delivered a tray of drinks to another table, only to hurry over to a third table to get another order. Eli was feeling for the waitress - just three of them for the entire bar seemed to be cutting it close. But he was also feeling himself up, Eli realized, fingers sinking deep into soft breastflesh, and a look down saw it bulging out from between his fingers and out of his shirt, erect nipples pushing into his palms.
"Holy shit, man, look at these!" It seemed Jared shared the sense of wonder and arousal Eli felt, hefting his tits and jiggling them up and down. "I came to ogle some gazongas, but now I have some to touch whenever I want! Fuuuck, they're huge!"
"I know, right?" Something was weird about the way Jared's nipples tented the fabric of his shirt, though - there wasn't just one tentpole, so to speak. No, it looked like there were at least three. Pretty damn exotic, and pretty damn hot, too. "They feel sho--so good too!"
Indeed, caressing and squeezing his tits made tingles run up and down Eli's spine, and he leaned back against the bench to jiggle the soft orbs, grinning at the way the soft flesh quaked. Jared, meanwhile, bounced in place to see his own funbags bob up and down, a giddy smile on his face at the way they slapped together. Ignoring his throbbing shaft entirely, Eli pressed two fingers against his prodigious nipples, taking in a sharp breath at the intense sensation almost making him see stars.
"Hey. Hey, man. Man!" Looking up from his self-breastplay, Eli saw Jared grin at him wildly. "Wonder what the other stuff does to us?"
Eli was about to reply as Mary put their drinks down on the table with a short enjoy, immediately rushing off to another table. Throwing a glance to his buddy, Eli saw the same twinkle of excitement in his eyes that definitely was in his own, too... And both friends dove for their drinks to chug them down, copious amounts of milk running down their cheeks to splash over their huge titties.
"Fuuuck, these are still so gooood~!" Leaning back again, Eli lifted his tits to slurp up some of the mocktail he'd spilled, shivering as his hot tongue ran over the senstive flesh. He was definitely able to suck on his own nipples! Not right here, where everybody could see them, though. "This is gonna be my main joint from now on."
"Totally, man! Best drinks in town, easily!" Grinning at Eli, Jared scratched his head - just as the other big-titted male felt the same itch that Jared had to have felt run over his own scalp and face, from the crown of his head down to his neck. "Oooh~! That must be..."
"Yeah!"
Massaging his scalp to help with the itching, Jared felt his fingers sink into more and more hair - already, his buzzcut was no more, hair coiling around his digits as he fluffed his growing tresses, eyes falling almost closed as tingles cascaded down his body. Still, he could see what was happening to Jared at the other side of the table; much like Eli, he was playing with his hair, rubbing his scalp... but his shoulder-length dreads were coming away from his head. It wasn't that they were falling out, but the hair pushing out from Jared's head carried them away and down. And it was a nice, strawberry pink. Pulling at his own, rapidly growing hair, Eli tried to get it in front of his eyes, and was finally able to thanks to its speedy lengthening - Eli's hair was a nice, bright blonde, only the very tips his original dark brown.
"Maaan, what's mine...? Sick, it's pink!" Checking out his hair, Jared's eyes practically sparkled with glee, running his hands through his lengthening locks, only for Jared's fingers to get caught at the dreads at the very end of his hair - and them ripping off with faint pings. "Aww, those were a lot of work..."
"Who caaares, man, that new hair looks totes better! Pretty in pink, am I right?"
"You're right, man!" Enthusiastically getting rid of the rest of his now discarded dreads, Jared pushed them under the bench with a heel. Looking back towards Eli with a slightly unsteady gaze, scrunching up his face in confusion. "Uh, don't take that the wrong way, but why are you, like, getting hot?"
"Iunnoh, whatcha mean?" Putting his palms against his cheeks, Eli was surprised to feel his lower jaw shrink under his hands, cheekbones growing larger as if to compensate - and his pinkies brushed against plump, kissable lips that swelled larger as he touched them. "Oh, hey, whoa! Nice! You too, ma-- no, girl! You look like a hot fucking girl!"
"Like, really?!" Even as he spoke, Jared's slightly gruff voice climbed up the octaves, rapidly approaching a high-pitched, bubbly tone. "I mean, like, these tiddies with a face like mine... this is totes awesome!"
"I knooow, right?!" Eli's voice did its best to imitate Jared's, and his lips felt nice and sensitive as he ran his pinkies over them, the tingles from the touch running through his body and sparking little throbs in his fat nipples and cock. It made him think back to the giant prick of the woman on the wall and wonder how it would feel to have his swollen lips stretched by that powertool... "We're turning into, like, major hotties!"
"I want more, girl! I need, like, bigger boobies and a bigger ass and... and... you think one of these here would give us pussies?" The hope and desire on Jared's face sparked the same need in Eli. "Imagine, girl, getting dicked down by, like, a major stud! Or, like, each other! I mean, I know you're hung and stuff... Would you... Like, would you fuck me?"
"Girl, I would fuck you until we, like, both can't walk," Eli replied, putting on his best bedroom eyes. The decision was easy, after all - with Jared's massive boobage and his rapidly feminizing face in front of him, and of course the raging hardon Eli was hiding under the table. "Just promise me you, like, fuck me too. Oh, and call me Ella? Eli sounds weird with these huge hooters and that face and stuff."
"Sure, girl. Call me Ja... Ja...? Janine!" Janine's strawberry pink hair had reached her ass by now, an expansive mass puffing out to the left and right of her body, and Ella knew hers looked much the same, only in blonde. "Now, let's order some new drinks!"
"Hi, I'm Patricia, your new server." Patricia didn't have Mary's four arms - but she did have four legs, a second, identical torso attached to her normal one, dressed in the same uniform as Patricia's upright body. And on the horizontal body, she was sporting a saddle-like construction to carry trays with drinks. "Mary's shift is over - what can I get you girls?"
Amid a giggle fit - after all, Patricia didn't know how the friends had looked when they'd arrived, which was obviously hilarious - Janine ordered a Barbara Blaster while Ella went for a Moscow Mule Mocktail. With similar slightly overwhelmed efficiency, the new drinks were provided, and the freshly minted girlfriends exchanged a giddy glance before guzzling down the creamy beverages, excitement making their bodies pulse with lust. What would these drinks bring them?
It began with an almighty throb, at least for Ella. Her hips bucked, sliding over the smooth leather of the bench, making her impressive gazongas quake so much they almost bounced out of her shirt, and the buxom beauty gasped cutely as her boxers began to grow seriously tight. Both hands flew to her crotch, cupping the bulge in her pants as her arms pressed her hooters together and making them bulge out of her cleavage. And Ella could indeed feel her package swell, desperately hard as it was, and it was all she could do to push the pulsing rod sideways so it continued its growth down the leg of her pants.
"I caaann~... Oooh, I, like, feel it throb against my leeeeg~..." Mewling softly, Ella massaged the thickening member, panting lustfully as it stretched the fabric of her clothes... and noticed that not just the girth and length of her fat prick was changing, but also its shape. The pillar of manmeat was developing a distinct ring around the middle, and Ella could have sworn the tip hadn't been as blunt and broad before. "It's totes hot and stuuuuff~!"
"Girl... oh fuck, girl, my pants are getting, like, super tight!" Janine jumped up in near-panic, fiddling with the fly of her jeans - only for zipper and button to burst open on their own. Still, she had to fight to push down the garment, the reason quickly becoming apparent as more and more of her smooth, dark skin was revealed. "Ohmygosh, I'm dummy thicc! Look at this, Ella!"
Ella looked, and had to concur. Janine was indeed getting some serious junk in the trunk as well as fitting thighs, rapidly filling out her loose boxers until they looked like painted on shorts. Except at the front, where Janine's impressive shaft tented the fabric, even though it did look smaller against the backdrop of swelling hips and meaty thighs.
"Damn, girl, I g--ooootta get me one of those drinks too~!" Getting an ass that wouldn't quit sounded awesome. Ella had been working out, of course, but her hips and ass and thighs could use some serious upgrade. But right now, she had some other things to deal with. "Mmmh-my diiiick! Oh girl, my diiick!"
"Like, what?! Girl, you gotta tell me! What's up with your dick?" Eyes falling closed as her head lolled back with a blissful expression on her face, Ella could still here the breathless excitement in Janine's voice as she rubbed the massive rod snaking down her pants, the pressure making Ella moan throatily. "Tell meee~!"
"It's, like, getting huuu--"
*SHRIIIIP*
"It ripped my paaants~!" Squeaking, Ella stared down at her crotch as her eyes snapped back open, only to be blocked by her valley of cleavage. "Girl, my dick ripped through my pants!"
Janine immediately dropped sideways, lying down onto the bench and giving Ella a perfect view of her widening hips - where before, Janine would have completely disappeared from sight thanks to plenty of room between the top of the bench and the bottom of the table, now half her thigh was visible, wobbling enticingly as Janine moved to get a better view. And gasped loudly when she got it, holding onto the edge of the table to peek over it and at Ella's lust-addled face.
"Girl, you got a horse cock! It's so fat! And throbbing! And leaky and stuff!" Dipping back down under the table, Janine cooed as she kept babbling. "Fuuuck, it's looks soooo yummy! That bigass flare, girl, I need..."
With the dull thump of a fat ass on tile, Janine slid under the table, and Ella stiffened as she felt her friend tug her pulsing, changing shaft fully from the tear in her pants - only to soften immediately when she felt Janine nibble on the inordinately sensitive, nubby flare that ran around her blunt, swollen glans. Wet splats from under the table told of copious amounts of pre dripping down into Janine's cavernous cleavage as the pink-haired, dark-skinned bimbo stroked her friend's massive, still growing horse cock.
"Mmmmumph, sho thick and haaard~..." Came the mumble from under the table as Ella felt her friend's hot tongue lap over the side of her shaft, making Ella squirm and mewl, shaft straining under the assault of pleasure. "Sho shalty and yummy!"
The next sounds reaching Ella's ears from under the table were loud slurping and slobbering as Janine sucked the precum straight from her urethra, making Ella twitch and shudder as she played with her impressive bust, pinching and rubbing the erect nipples pushing through her dress shirt. The next sounds after that...
"Oh hey, your drinks are empty!" Patricia had hurried past the booth, only to stop at the last moment and turn to Ella, unperturbed by the latter's flushed face or expression of pure bliss. "What can I get you two?"
"Mnnghuuuh~..." With Janine hard and eagerly at work under the table, Ella was unable to form a though, let alone words. "Uuuhhmmmm~...?"
"A Cumtini, please!" Lucky for Ella, Janine let up for long enough to order, Patricia not even raising an eyebrow at the fact her voice came from below the table. "And my friend's gonna, like, appreciate her own Barbara Blaster, y'know?"
"Cumming right up," Patricia winked as the licking and sucking and stroking under the table recommenced, and trotted away without further comment about the lack of subtlety the two freshly born bimbos exhibited.
But cumming was definitely on the menu for Ella. She could feel her churning nuts push her legs apart, them having grown big enough to notice by now, and the sensations racing through her body scarcely left her room to breathe. Only pleasured gasps escaped Ella's full lips as she mashed her massive funbags together, hips bucking as her shaft strained and pushed against Janine's full, pillowy lips, smearing them with a constant stream of pre. Between slobbering over Ella's gigantic, animalistic rod, Janine licked the salty bounty off her lips, still close enough for her tongue to lap against her friend's sensitive shaft, driving the blonde bimbo wild as Ella flicked her nipples with her thumbs and squeezed her giant hooters.
With the way Ella's gargantuan shaft strained and pulsed, Janine obviously knew what was cumming her way, tugging insistently with one hand right behind Ella's leaking flare as her other hand fondled her friend's balls insistently as if to squeeze the bimbo's salty prize right from them. Eyes glazed over and mouth slack, Ella could feel her Janine's soft, wet lips pressed against her yawning urethra, sucking intently. Even if Ella had wanted to, there was no stopping what would happen now.
"Ooohfuuuuugh~!" Drawn out and definitely audible over the music filling the bar, Ella's moan came from her very core, white-hot bliss filling her entire body as her shaft exploded into Janine's mouth with enough power to force the pink haired bimbo back a bit and give her face and tits a proper coating. "Oh-oh-OH!"
Hips bucking with every thick rope of cum splattering against Janine's face and into her mouth, Ella mauled her humongous gazongas and pulled on her nipples roughly, enhancing the bliss racing through her as if on instinct, and even once her seed ran dry for now, Ella kept bucking her hips as Janine licked and slurped all over her throbbing length, cleaning up every last speck of cum.
"Damn, girl, that was soooo hot!" Pushing herself back onto the bench, Janine revealed the mess Ella had left on her face and tits, the white ropes of jizz a beautiful contrast to her dark skin. Hefting her hooters to lick off her friend's present, Janine hummed happily, pink mane bobbing with her movements. "Cum feels totes nice, y'know? All thick and juicy and stuff. And it tastes... Oooh, I want my Cumtini right. Now!"
Ella only mumbled something incoherent, luxuriating in the afterglow as Janine massaged the rest of her friend's swimmers into her skin, making it glow with a healthy sheen. But Ella only got a few minutes to recuperate, Patricia all too soon returning with their new drinks balanced on the rack on her back. Turning towards the humantaur, the bimbo bombshells realized that their little sexcapade had garnered an audience among the closest tables, but there were no disgusted or disparaging looks - instead, some eyes were filled with appreciation, even longing for any of the girls' features, and one hunk of a man even gave a seductive nod and wink!
"Awww, thankies! That looks, like, suuuper good, Pat!" As nice as the attention was, the drinks looked even nicer. "You're totes lovely, y'know?"
"Thanks, and enjoy!"
With that, Patricia was gone again, leaving Janine and Ella to marvel at their newest drinks. Well, Ella already knew what a Barbara Blaster looked like and what it would do - give her a serious badonkadonk. But Janine's Cumtini definitely looked enticing as well. At first sight, it looked like a perfectly normal Martini, clear fluid and olive on a stick and all. But as soon as Janine picked up her drink and swirled it around, it became apparent that it was much too thick and viscous, a hint of cloudiness rising from the bottom of the glass that made Ella salivate.
"Mmmh, I wonder what that'll do to me..." Janine mewled softly, raising the glass to her full lips, shuddering as the thick liquid began to ooze into her mouth, leaving Ella transfixed at the sight. "Sooo nice 'n sallltyyy~..."
The sight of her friend languidly sipping pre and expertly swirling it around in her mouth was unsurprisingly effective in riling Ella up again, minutes after her first climax with her new horse dick. It was still half hard and slowly reversing direction, from flagging to tumescent, and it brushing against Ella's muscular thighs reminded her that something was waiting for her. Feeling the same old butt she'd started out with press into the bench, Ella didn't take it as slow as Janine, instead guzzling down the entirety of her drink in one go.
It tasted nice and cinnamony, but that was not what had Ella's heart speed up behind her softly jiggling breasts as she emptied the Barbara Blaster in huge gulps. And even before the last mouthful had been swallowed, Ella could feel everything below her waist begin to swell. With the last bit swallowed, the waistband of Ella's pants was already beginning to dig into her hips, and after putting down her empty glass, Ella began to struggle out of her ripped pants, trying her best not to pull down her boxers as well.
Much like Janine's, they were becoming downright snug with impressive speed, looking more like hotpants than anything. Having narrowly managed to strip out of her pants, she kicked them through the mess of cum and under the bench before trying her best to catch sight of her lap to see how her thighs swelled. Of course, Ella's gargantuan tits were in the way once again, so the blonde had to contend with feeling herself up with hands that felt weirdly small against the smooth, expanding flesh of her thighs as it pinned her massive horse cock between leg and fabric.
"Girrrl, why didn't you, like, tell me how awesome thicc thighs feel?!" Moving her hands up towards her expanding hips and her ever more cushiony ass, Ella gave the soft globes a hearty squeeze, moaning softly as a powerful twitch ran through her horse dick. "Or a fat ass! Fuck, I'm totes getting another one of these Blasters..."
"You're, like, gonna explode your pants, girl!" Swallowing the mouthful of pre she'd been rolling around in her mouth, Janine finally replied, putting her half-empty Cumtini back onto the table, gently running her right hand along her sideboob to push her fingers between the triplet of stiff nipples capping it and squeeze gently. "I mean, I totes don't mind, but what if they're like 'No pants, no service'? Although I would totes service you and stuff."
"Samesies!" Blushing hard, Ella kept groping her swelling behind, almost panting as her bestial shaft strained and pulled at the leg of her boxers, the blunt head thudding against the underside of the table. "Mmfh, my ass feels, like, godly. It's so huge! Like, you could totally put your dick between the cheeks and fuck me 'till you blow all over my back! And girl, it's still growing!"
"I know, right?!" Janine took another sip of her Cumtini, relishing the taste and closing her eyes, right hand still at work squeezing and pinching the three fiercely erect nipples on her right breast. "Fuck, all these curves make you, like, so horny and stuff! Y'know, I just sucked your dick, and I could already go for another round! Girl, I'm so wet-- girl. Girl! I'm wet! And hard! Just, like, all-around horny! This Cumtini is sooo worth it, it, like, gave me a wet ass pusy!"
"Oooh fuuuck~..." Lips and tongue on her horse cock had already been heavenly, but the thought of ramming her rod into a sodden snatch and pound away until she emptied her inhuman nuts drove Ella wild yet again, wet splats of pre hitting tile reaching the friends' burning ears from below the table. "How's it, like, feel, girl?"
"Sooo wet and empty, like, it's soaking into my boxers," mewled Janine as her hand slowly strayed deeper from her breast, along her trim stomach and into the waistband of her boxers turned hotpants. "Fuck, I wanna break that pussy in so bad, it feels--mgh!"
Janine bit her puffy lower lip as her fingers reached her netherlips and dipped between them, and Ella felt her ass and thighs slowly stop growing. They had indeed reached godly proportions, hips so wide she was taking up more than twice the bench space and thighs so thick they bulged out where the legs of Ella's boxers dug into them, although Ella could only feel the latter with her massive mammaries in the way. But with her newest transformation concluded, the bimbo's mind could turn to other matters...
Do the girls order another drink? Go for a special? Or fuck right there?