Topic: Liar, Liar
Belviere Community College, is a fairly expansive university located in the seaside city of Belviere Port. Many adult students attend the college, which caters to people seeking many different forms of education. The higher class students are among the most respected people in the community. It's a fine learning institution.
And then you have the fraternity and sorority houses. Because if there's one thing that makes a college great, it's loud parties and even louder people attending them. These are the sort of students who only want to party and definitely know how to. It's these houses that make the higher class members of the college hate them and wish to put an end to all the parties.
One such party occured last night and simply put, it was the most raucous party in the history of the college. Music was booming. Alcohol was abundant. Nudity was common. Fights were chaotic. Destruction was inevitable. And cops were called. The dean of the college, Melvin Strickland, had to wake up in the middle of the night to deal with the situation. And with Strickland being the man he is, it's pretty much guaranteed that the house primarily responsible for the party, Alpha Kappa Tau, will be facing a lot of punishment.
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It's the morning after the party. In Delta Sigma Psi, a minor sorority house whose thirty-something members all get their own rooms, resides Keira Sakurai. A spunky young half-Japanese girl with the ultimate goal of becoming an actress or photojournalist, Keira takes acting classes when she isn't doing photography or communication lessons. She has an attractive almost model-like body, with C-cup breasts and stands at a little over five and a half feet tall.
Like a lot of students, Keira attended last night's party and got up to some crazy things, but she hardly remembers any of it. All she knows is that at some point during the night, she must've stripped fully naked, because she can't see any of her clothes on the floor. While trying to recollect any memory of last night, her smartphone rings.
"Um, ohh, hello?" Keira answers.
"Hey Keira! Feeling alright?" the caller asks.
"Yeah, I'm fine Myra" Keira lies, clearly not feeling good at all "What you call for?".
"Not much, other then to tell you that Guy Hedland, y'know, the alpha dog of Alpha Kappa Tau, is being expelled at the end of the week unless he manages to put in a solid twenty four hours of community service. The other frat boys from the house besides Newt, because he wasn't involved, are only being punished with twelve hours" Myra says.
"Myra? Care factor: Zero. Why do I care if Guy gets expelled? It's his stupid fault that Dean Strickland knew it was his idea" Keira states. "Do you know what happened to me last night?"
"Nope, but Duane and I found you passed out stark fucking naked near your house and we dragged your ass to your room. Before you ask, no, we couldn't find your clothes" Myra explains.
"I knew that. Of course I'd know!" Keira lies.
"Don't lie, silly girl. Y'know one day, all the lies you tell will strike you down faster than a falling turd. Karma is a bitch" Myra warns. "But that's just my belief".
"Whatevs, I'll see you in class then?"
"Um, nope. Strickland's cancelled all classes for the frat houses and such until tomorrow because of the party. You won't see me today either, I'm going to Stonemarsh with Duane and Edi to do some extracurricular activities for geology class" Myra reveals.
"Then what do I do all day, I can't have fun without you three!" Keira worries.
"Ha! You lied again. You don't need us, you've got Angry April and that annoying gay guy Dillon and also Jeff the Jock you can hang with. But I suggest you get as much rest as possible to try and lose your hangover, since classes are back on as of tomorrow" Myra suggests.
"Fine, cya" Keira grunts, hanging up the phone. From the looks of it, Keira doesn't have much options and she didn't really want to spend a hangover with April, Dillon or Jeff. April for one, is kinda like Molly Ringwald in The Breakfast Club meets Emma Roberts in Scream 4: A typical hot stuck-up bitch who hides a totally psychotic personality. Dillon is far more blatantly gay than other gay men, and he flaunts it in every way possible, and it's worse when he impersonates the legendary Freddie Mercury. And Jeff, well, think of all the jock cliches in film history and combine them. The other three however, aren't hard to be around when you're unwell. Myra is a bit of an earth-lover, but besides her obsession with rocks, she's pretty average. Duane is happy-go-lucky and has an addiction to marijuana, but he's friendly and neat. Edi has impossibly good looks and an impressive chest, but she doesn't tease people with it, nor does she ever want to become a model despite all the offers she's had.
Anyway, Keira decides to call it a sick day and spend half the day resting before doing some serious study. But before she sleeps, she needs to use the toilet. Thank god the rooms of Delta Sigma Psi (and four other houses, including Alpha Kappa Tau) have their own walk-in bathroom. As she flushes the toilet and washes her hands, she looks in the mirror...
"Nante koto! Dono yōna seikō wa koredesu! {Oh my god! What the fuck is this?!}" she screams in her native Japanese. She moves her hand towards her nose and touches it, gasping at the sudden revelation.
"Īe, soreha dekimasen. Watashi no hana wa, soreha, kusoda...{No, it can't be. My nose, it's, a fucking..}" she panics, pausing to catch a breath "...penis!".