Topic: Protective Custody (Series) - by teddy sloth
tags: lots of cock transformation (CTF), trans girl spider + human guy, post-CTF fun
Sources:
Protective Custody: http://cockify.me/stories_html/prot.php
An innocent human is almost abducted by a group of rogue spiders. Fortunately, a brave officer of the Arachnid Altercation Agency is there to protect him. More or less.
Disorderly Conduct: http://cockify.me/stories_html/docd.php
Sid and Skeila return; Skeila treats her new friend to an up-close look at the spiders' criminal justice system.
Lockdown: http://cockify.me/stories_html/lockdown.php
After spending some time on the surface, Sid and Skeila return to a Midway in turmoil. And meanwhile, back underground, a young woman gets into some trouble while taking care of company business at the bank.
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Protective Custody
The night is deep and still, and in a strange white building on a side street off of some downtown avenue, fronted with a Greek colonnade and smoked windows, there is someone waiting. Weak street light flows in through the flat, dark panes, throwing a dim and crooked rectangle all the way to the back of the building's lobby, where it lands on a single long, furry leg. It is hard to see who the leg belongs to; there is no light but what's coming in from outside, save a few bright dots from elevator buttons, thermostats, sleeping computers. That's how she likes it. She sees better that way.
The shadowy figure is enormous, making the rolling chair she's laconically leaning back in seem child-sized. She has two hands clasped behind her head—and the other four folded on her stomach. Chocolate-brown rings encircle all of her elbows and knees, but she is lighter everywhere else, the color of the beach during heavy rain. Not technically naked, she is not really clothed either, wearing only a single garment that consists of an olive drab sash running diagonally across her chest, making a lengthy detour around her breasts, and connecting to a belt of the same material at her hip. Metallic bars pinned to the sash catch and reflect what light there is, as do the curved white fangs poking out of either side of the creature's mouth. Eight black eyes like wet onyx stones look to the left, blink in unison, and look to the right.
This is Lieutenant Skeila of the Midway branch of the Arachnid Altercation Agency, and she is incredibly bored. She was hoping she'd get to work on a fun new case for the HAARP squad tonight. She'd even take walking the beat on Lower Forbes Street over this; it's always crowded with a loud bustle of spiders and humans alike at this time of night. But the AAA received an anonymous tip about a planned break-in at the Municipal Arachnohuman Relations Commission's surface office, so here she is. Sheesh. What would someone want to steal from the MARC? And shouldn't the human cops be doing this? Absolutely nothing's happened all night. Outside, a car drives past. Thirty minutes ago a human walked by on the sidewalk; behind the building's tinted windows Skeila was watching him. It's always fun to see 'em in their natural habitat, but up here she's not even allowed to go say hi. The spider sighs. Two more hours and she's off duty.
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Now travel south to the sleepy slopes across the river, to a four-story apartment building separated from the neighboring duplexes by dark old oaks and wooden fences covered in ivy. There is light in only one window, and it is the pallid flicker of a screen.
Passing through the window and into the room, where there is a laser printer humming away to the tune of 40 pages per minute, the heavy-duty kind of printer that should be in a corporate office instead of here under a psychedelic pink-and-blue poster for the Polish release of Don't Look Now. Around its base, where its wheels are well sunken in to the shag pile of the hideous orange-brown carpet, is an incredible jumble of clutter that continues throughout the room. Dead electronics, empty Bic lighters, tangled knots of cables, flattened pizza boxes, breadboards wired up with resistors and IC's and capacitors that look like lil' aspirins, with every chair piled with books and binders and every table and counter covered in papers turned from sheet white to periwinkle blue by the soft screen light.
The printer stops. On top of the stack in its tray is a title page:
The Sidwell-Greenstreet Report
Only seconds after the printing ceases a cell phone somewhere in this godawful mess lights up, a simple beat kicks in, and a high-voiced indie vocalist begins to plaintively croon: I'd like to know completely/What others so discreetly/Talk about when they leave me… There is the creak of a desk chair and uneven footsteps from the next room over. Then, loping into the room with the glow of unseen monitors behind him comes a rake-thin young man whose plain white T-shirt and pale white skin glow the same reflective blue as every sheet of paper in the room. He has a tangle of curly brown hair and sparks of stubble on his small chin, and even with the music to help it takes him most of the song to locate his phone; it isn't till Ade Blackburn sings Free of— that he turns over a sheaf of measurements of tectonic plate movements and discovers it. Nobody's calling, it's just a reminder: tonight, Sid has to make his rounds.
Most nights, Sidwell Greenstreet is here, dry-steaming his brain in (…what was this supposed to be again? Acapulco Gold? Panama Red? Michoacán Icepack? Aw, who knows, this far from California it's all the same) while he and his bank of computers crunch numbers for the Report. But tonight, just like he has to every Thursday, he must make his rounds, dropping off copies of the Report to his short but eye-catching list of subscribers, mostly local supercorporations and departmental names at City Hall. It is likely they all assume that Sidwell-Greenstreet LLC is a high-powered team of analysts, and not a single rogue statistician that puts the thing together while stoned off his face. Anything that catches his fancy goes in to the Report, but the reason he can live comfortably off the subscription proceeds is because of his interest in the movement of economic capital and his almost superhuman ability to discern patterns—where other people would see a page of numbers Sid can pick out a correlation in fifteen seconds and if you wait a little bit more he can give you a pretty good linear regression for it and the root mean squared error, too…
Sid separates out and staples the individual copies of the Report, ka-thunk, ka-thunk, ka-thunk, punching down hard to get the staple all the way through each bundle. When the whole stack is done, he puts the copies into two fat manila envelopes and zips up the envelopes against his chest inside a heavy pea-green hoodie. He's nearly heading out the door when he does a sudden about-face—whoa, almost forgot, back in the other room, on the long plastic table he uses as a desk, are two fat joints he rolled for the walk. Sheesh. Forget his head, next.
Sid is also deeply flawed by his preternatural talent for pattern recognition. Truly great gifts tend to do that, after all. He is not quite so paranoid as Nash in his glory days, but he is always, always, on the lookout for patterns beyond mundane sets of data; he believes in invisible lines of power stretching like webs between the boardrooms of every one of those tall towers he will be delivering to tonight. Even though (and perhaps because) he refuses to deliver during normal working hours, eagle-eyed Sid sees recurring faces all across town. One time he'd seen the same executive at two buildings across town in the same night, and the second time the suited doppelganger (a guy whose name was Bunch, if the subscriber list can be trusted) greeted him with a gregarious "Hello again." Well, that was enough to send him huddling behind a pylon under the 376 overpass for an hour, too scared to move out of the shadows for fear that They would see him. He'd been recognized, caught in the web he thought he'd avoided so carefully, square in Their reticle and any movement, any at all, would only generate additional data points for Them…
Traversing Grandview Avenue on his way downtown in the face of a chilly night wind, the bundle of papers against his chest still warm from the printer, he takes in the dazzling wedge of cityscape between the forking rivers below him, and wonders where exactly in it the Report's newest subscriber is. He has their address, but they only signed up a few days ago and he's never delivered to the Municipal Advertising Ramifications Council before…
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Sid's deliveries are presently all but complete. He has cut a line running west to east across downtown, dropping off copies of his neatly stapled Report in office entryways as he goes. One at the imposing state office building, one for the business writers at the Post-Gazette, a bundle with the night receptionist at the Gulf Tower for all the subscribers there, six copies to six separate people at City Hall, but at Mellon they only pay for one. And that's it, this week's deliveries all—oh, wait. Those MARC guys.
He finds their building nearby, on a still side street that could pass for an alley or driveway. He doesn't know what the Municipal Advertising Ramifications Council does—he doesn't ask his clients questions, it's bad form. Their building is pretty curious, though. The front is a sparkling white faux-Roman structure, pillars with the fancy carving (Doric? Corinthian?) and everything. But the windows are weirdly out of place, being those flat black one-way affairs you picture the Pentagon having. Around back, where Sid was instructed to drop off his report, there is a big creepy stone archway in the side of the building reaching up to the second story, beyond which is a ramp down into what could be a parking garage. Near the archway there's a small window and a rectangular metal slot built into the wall. The window emits soft yellow light from the little room inside; it's lit, but nobody's home. Sid slides the Report in the slot, and that's that. Another week's honest work complete.
And what better way to celebrate than to light up? Sid deftly removes one of his lovingly rolled joints from the inner pocket of his hoodie and a white Bic from the outer one. His practiced eye immediately recognized this little alley as a good place to smoke—hard to see the street from here. The opposite building is a tall red brick structure tiled with black windows full of drawn blinds, and the end of the alley is blocked off by an uninhabited construction site, wind whipping at black plastic wrapped around lumber and howling off into the empty night. The only worrisome thing is that archway. He takes an overlong drag while staring into it, hot smoke roughening the back of his throat. It's not just the featureless descent into darkness beyond it, but the construction of the arch itself. It's made of a tessellation of pointed triangular stones, with extra large ones protruding down into the entryway at 10 and 2 o'clock, making it look like a giant mouth with fangs.
Which is a weird thing for an arch to look like, right? He knows he's only freaking himself out here, and that if he stares at the stupid arch long enough he's going to set off the Fear, that special extension to one's natural paranoia often seen among marijuana habitués. Calm it down, Sid, bring it down a notch… He turns towards the street and exhales a white cloud, admiring it as it dissipates, taking longer than normal in the cool air to fade into the burnished darkness of the cloudy night sky, with the all city lights reflecting in the low ceiling. Orange sodium vapor lamps hum. Somewhere very far away a dog barks. A gentle breeze blows on his face, and Sid feels quite peaceful.
And then he hears maybe one or two running footsteps, staccato clacking suddenly coming up behind him—and nothing else, no jangle or rustle of clothing or anything—and before he can even jump let alone turn around something strong grabs him by a bony ankle and lifts up, so quickly that his face comes wincingly close to the pavement as he falls forward but doesn't quite connect. His joint flies out of his mouth and he swings like a pendulum from one leg, dazed.
Gravity has turned his hoodie inside out and pulled it down over his face. He can't see who or what is holding him, only a small circle of ground and one large, puzzling foot, covered in brown fur and ending in claw-like toes. He hears a voice: "What're you doing prowling around back here?" It is female, high pitched, maybe even a little squeaky. Even taking the local peculiarities into account, she has an unusual accent. She sounds suspicious of him. Is it bad to talk to hallucinations? Rational Sid has immediately decided that's what this is, he's somehow stumbled into laced weed or something (who does that, what kind of dealer would waste the money…) and he is tripping balls. The thing that has him shakes him. "Well?"
Hallucination or not, he'd better play along. "I'm only here to deliver some documents for the MARC," he answers. A moment later, when he is not put down, he elucidates further: "I… work for Sidwell-Greenstreet Consulting?"
He is still being held up, but hears the snap of his interrogator unclasping something, then the intermittent tap-tap-tap of a fingernail against a glass surface. "Uh, you got any ID?"
Sid points to his wallet, which has fallen onto the ground directly beneath him. He is lowered a bit as his captor squats, and he now sees a kind of hand, similar to the foot, covered in the same chestnut-brown hair and with sharp clawlike digits, as it reaches out to grab the wallet.
"Oh geez, Sidwell James Greenstreet. Right there on your driver's license. Guess that's you then," mumbles the voice in an embarrassed tone. Suddenly an indefinite, unseen number of hands turns him right-side up. He still can't see; the hood of his sweatshirt has flopped down over his face. The voice is now friendlier, talks quicker. "Sorry about goin' all papers-please on your lil' human butt, but we got a tip about someone trying to break into the MARC, and everyone's on edge 'cuz of those crazy Huntsmen fuckers, and I kinda thought topside humans work mostly during the day…" He is carefully set down standing on the ground, and his hood is daintily plucked off of his head. "Um, here's your wallet back."
"Hey, thanks," he says as he sees her for the first time, cool as the proverbial cucumber. Yes. Definitely a hallucination.
She is a gigantic spider creature. Two legs, and six arms arranged vertically on her torso; all of her covered in a pelt of sandy brown fur with darker rings around all her elbows and knees. She's got to be at least eight feet tall, even bending over with her lower two hands on her knees to hold his wallet out to him. Her eyes, the same warm black as the tips of her claws, are solid glossy ovals that come in multiple sizes, two large ones where you'd expect the eyes on any eight-foot tall woman's face to go and then a smaller pair next to them and four even smaller ones above those. She is giving Sid an inquisitive little smile with two curved fangs protruding out of it.
Sid has to admit she's not unattractive. He's always had a thing for tall chicks—and she's very, very tall. Even if the fangs and eyes are startling, she has a cute face. And then there's her chest and the spherically round breasts each bigger than his head and dazzlingly gravity-defiant. All of her arms are lithe and toned. All she's wearing is a thick, olive green belt and sash. But she looks powerful, like it would be trivial for her to knock Sid out with a single punch, and those fangs arescary, no matter how cute her smile is…
Oh, and though he's trying desperately not to stare, she has a penis. Hanging between her legs, accompanied by a pair of big round balls covered in the same fur as the rest of her. It's soft, definitely bigger than the average penis but not by much, and not out of place on her sizable frame. He can see it clearly; the strange belt-and-sash outfit she has on seems to be more ornamental than functional. There are gadgets clipped to her belt, and medals pinned to her sash, but the belt sits just above the base of her cock and the sash runs right between her breasts, leaving just about all of her body in view.
She reaches toward him. He tries not to flinch, and she brushes off his shoulders where his hoodie scraped the ground. Her claws seem to be surprisingly dexterous. "Uh, sorry about that, too," says the arachnid, pointing to the soggy remainder of Sid's extinguished joint in a puddle.
"Not a problem, I always carry a backup." He produces the other one from inside his sweatshirt, and casually twirls it around in his fingers when a bizarre impulse strikes him. He is, after all, hallucinating; why not have fun with it? He extends the joint to the spider, and says "Wanna smoke with me?"
She giggles delightedly, bending at the knees. "Well, we're not s'posed to on the surface, but…" She removes a phone-like device from her belt and taps it, checking the time. "I'm off duty, and how often d'ya get the chance to smoke with a cute lil' human?" She takes the joint. "My name's Skeila."
"Skeila." He repeats it out loud to himself, like she said it, skee-lah, only without the strange extra-fricative sk she was able to generate. "Hi, Skeila. I'm Sid."
"Nice t'meetcha, Sid." She sits down on the ground, leaning against the wall of the building. Even sitting she comes up to Sid's chest. "Light?" she says, leaning closer to him with the joint in her mouth. He sparks her up as she inhales, holding it between two claw-like fingers. She leans back and pats the ground, making a squeaking noise and motioning for Sid to join her.
In the face of no other side effects Sid is coming to the realization that he many not be hallucinating. There's no dissociation, or nausea, or anything but the usual pleasant buzz and an affably chatty spider creature. Plus, she's been puffing away and doesn't seem to be exhibiting any ill effects—though if she's a hallucination, then… well, anyway, what else can it be? Not sleep deprivation; Sid's been getting his usual beauty eleven in every day—7 A.M. to 6 P.M., almost enough to avoid the sun entirely.
When he talks to her, he's not quite sure where to look. She's so much bigger than him and their proximity is so great that he has to crane his neck up to see her face like he's in the first row at the movies. But if he looks directly to his right, at eye level, he ends up with a faceful of her giant breasts. Which he doesn't mind at all, but he doesn't want to be impolite. And it might be moreimpolite to look downwards, into her lap where her cock sedately rests, neither erect nor totally flaccid.
"So what's the MARC got you doing?" Skeila asks him.
"They subscribe to my report," Sid explains, passing the smoldering joint back to her. They are sitting quite close to each other; Sid can feel warmth from her body on his arms. "All I really do is take some numbers that are publicly available, and I make some charts and graphs out of it. Stuff like real estate values, groundwater contamination, how much electricity costs…"
"I bet it's for the water thing. They have guys watching that now, cause of the fracking…"
"Glad to hear someone gives a shit, but why does the Municipal Advertising Ramifications Council care?"
Invoking that name startles the spider. "Advertising Ramifications— Eight eyes each widen in surprise; a human wouldn't call them that unless… "You've never been underground, have you?"
"Uh… I take the T every now and then."
A smile creeps onto her face. "And you've never been to Midway either?" Sid shakes his head. "Never met a spider before?" Another shake. "But one assaults you, and you wanna smoke with her?" Sid nods with a shrug, and Skeila laughs. The sparkle of a halogen lamp shines in her bright white fangs and uniformly glossy black eyes; the reflection gives Sid the feeling her eyes are looking directly into his. Several seconds pass, neither human nor spider moving, each slightly stoned.
Skeila is the first to break symmetry. She closes her eyes and sits up, four furred brown arms wrapping around her knees as she rests her head against them. Two hands still extend out behind her for support. She sighs. "I am so not supposed to let topsiders see me. And there's this whole speech I have to give you, and a ticket to one of these human orientation nights at the Midway Welcome Center… oh, and a pamphlet, too." She waves a claw at the building. "I don't have any on me, but I'm sure there's a buttload in there." She snickers.
"What's so funny?" Sid asks.
"It's just a dumb PR thing the MARC does. They started it after someone made this video making fun of 'em, said the official welcome package was for a spider to bring you down there and fuck you," giggles the spider as she continues to explain, "an' then if you got the deluxe package you got to spend a week as—" she catches herself when she doesn't hear Sid laughing along. "Um. Well, it's funnier if you watch it. I don't wanna scare you away from actually visiting Midway. Uh, y'know, if you want."
"I still don't know what it is," he points out.
"A city! The most awesome city in the whole world. I think so, anyway."
"It must be pretty awesome, then. Where is it?"
The spider points downward with a single clawtip. "How about it? I'll show you. That's the way humans are s'posed to see it, with their own personal tour guide, not some dumb fake party sponsored by Heinz."
"I don't know…"
"Well, I can't make you come… but it's a really cool place, and you should see it. Do you know how many humans would have taken off when they saw me? Like, all of them. You deserve to see it." He doesn't say anything. "C'moooonnn," she playfully whines. "It's not like I'm gonna eat you. You'll be totally safe. Promise!"
Fuck it, he'll ride this one straight down the rabbit hole. "Alright, I'll come see Midway."
She squeaks delightedly and stands up. "Yes! You're gonna freak out when you see it for the first time. It's gonna be awesome." She reaches out a few arms to him, grasping his hand and effortlessly pulling him to his feet. Her claws are warm and padded on the inside. Holding his hand, she leads him forward through the toothed archway.
She takes him through a dim concrete plain forested by squat pillars and down a wide, spiraling ramp. They travel through subterranean corridors floored with linoleum where pipes sprout out of walls in bunches, run alongside you for a while, and snake back out of view. Long fluorescent tubes hang from the ceiling, filling the halls with warm white light. The doors he occasionally sees are the metal variety with the push-to-open bars and darkness behind their tall, narrow, crosshatched windows. Every now and then they come to an intersection or go down a few flights of cement steps.
Skeila, eagerly urging Sid to walk faster, plainly knows the way. She races down another staircase, waiting at the bottom for him to catch up. He's just thinking about how there's nobody else down here, human or otherwise, when they happen to turn a corner and come across a group of five other spiders.
Having accepted the reality of meeting his first spider, Sid fails to think much of them. They are a range of different heights and colors; one of them is wearing some kind of robe but the others are naked, exposing a variety of earth-toned tits and dicks. He is thoroughly determined not to look like some kind of tourist in front of these other spiders and is just gonna walk on past like this is everyday shit for him, maybe even give 'em a hey-what's-up nod, but then he notices that Skeila has stopped dead in her tracks and suddenly holds his hand very tightly. Uh oh.
He looks them over again. There's two girls—wait, three, the one in the hood's a woman, too. One of the girls is Sid's height, making her the shortest of the group. She has kind of a Halloween theme going on, being sweet potato orange all over with black eyes and black lips, twin white daggers poking out of them. She's carrying a huge plastic mug, the kind that comes with $1.49 refills at 7-11. (It's the Transcendental Gulp, only available in arachnid markets, a veritable reservoir with a handle holding 85 oz of your favorite pop.) Between her legs there is just orange fluff, but…
She's the only one of the group without a penis, with the possible exception of the spider wearing the robe. In fact, it is the girl next to her that has the biggest cock of the bunch—a taller spider, with mahogany fur frosted sunset orange at the tips, and eyes the color of winter storm clouds. She carries a canvas messenger bag over her shoulder. Her cock is as big around as a milk jug and it easily reaches her knees, soft. One of the guys, a steely blue spider with short hair, visible pectorals, and six well-defined arms, has a cock almost as big as hers even though he's taller by a foot—but the other male's is just average-sized, totally proportional to his body.
Each of them has intricate patterns dyed into their coats, kind of like tattoos, twisty loops of black vines running up the sides of their legs and thighs. And every one of them is staring at Sid, and not in a friendly way. Skeila has adopted the kind of tense, defensive stance used when you expect someone to sucker-punch you. Sid traces her line of sight directly to the group of other spiders, some of which have sprouted malicious smiles. He tries to quietly shuffle behind Skeila.
The robe wearer takes a few steps forward and slides her hood off. She is indeed a woman, older than the rest of them. There are flecks of gray coming off of her iridescent purple eyes and blending into the otherwise brown fur on her face. The lips that cushion her stubby little fangs are the same vibrant purple. Her breasts, though shapely under her red robe, are nowhere near as big as Skeila's—none of the other spider women's are. Perhaps Sid should stop thinking about her rack and about not getting eaten, or whatever the fuck spiders do to humans…
"Greetingsss, ssissster," she says in a raspy hiss. "And greetingsss to your delicious-looking human."
Well, that's great to hear. Sid considers offering a "Hi" but figures they've already passed beyond that stage of diplomacy. He feels Skeila put a claw on his back.
"What are you people doing here?" she says, suddenly stern and authoritarian.
The other spider puts her hands up, one covering her chest in a mock-wounded fashion. "We're only out for an innocent topside ssstroll. Though it is so nice to meet you and the cute little human."
Already Skeila is mentally performing the calculations she was trained to do in this situation, and they aren't going to add up in her favor. There are five of them. Three she could take, no problem, but five… In this closed environment her pepper spray would choke everyone, herself and Sid included, and her cheap taser is good exactly once. Doesn't look like they have weapons, but who knows what the stupid hissing one has under her robe. And then there's the civilian. If Sid wasn't here, she'd probably just go for it—taser the big guy, drop the other male and their boss before they can react, and then take out the orange chick and her friend, if they even want to fight at that point. But what about Sid? One of the girls could go for him while she's engaged with the others. And, if she fucks it up… she won't, but what if… then these creeps will have him. Fuck. This is all her fault. But… she's read about these spiders. She knows how they think, and as much as she might want to crack heads, maybe there's a better way…
Sid feels the claw on his back protectively move to his shoulder. "Stay away from the human."
"You know, sssister, Itkil here has always wanted a nice human boy. Haven't you, Itkil?"
The pumpkin-looking chick with the mug, the only one without a cock, says "Sure have! I bet he'd look great between my legs." Oddly enough, she speaks with a gratingly nasal Jersey accent. Sid dislikes her immediately. She shoots him a mean little grin and takes a sip of her drink, sloshing the ice inside around.
"Back the hell off," Skeila says, then pauses a moment and says firmly: "He's mine." The blunt declaration of ownership strikes Sid as worrisome.
"But sssissster, one should not be greedy. Will you not sssshare with sissster Itkil? We can all clearly see you already have a human." She points at Skeila's penis, which is closer in size to that of the second male spider rather than the giant tubesteaks the brown girl and blue guy have.
Skeila seems to have been put on the defensive by the explicit mention of her genitals. "It's mine," she says, sounding less confident now. "I mean, it's always been mine." The group's leader squeaks inquisitively—oh you don't say, please continue… "It's not a human. I was born with it, and you know that." says Skeila angrily. She sounds humiliated, and Sid feels awful for her. It explains some incongruities (the broad shoulders, the narrow hips, the geometrically spherical breasts) but he realizes ought to do something comforting or reassuring—squeeze her claw, maybe, but they aren't holding hands anymore and he doesn't want to draw attention to himself by talking…
"Well then, sssissster," the other spider snickers, eliciting a scowl from Skeila, "I suppose that would explain it. But," she says loftily, "I think we musssst see you demonssstrate your claim to this human for us."
Pumpkin spider interjects. "But Episkopos, I—"
"Itkil, the founding principle of the Huntsmen is to preserve the sacred bond between a spider and their human in these sacrilegious modern times. If this human belongs to her, then we shall simply have to let them be. Unlessss—" and here is where the malicious, mysterious leader turns to Skeila with a gleam in her garnet eyes, as Itkil grumpily crosses her arms into three pairs, "—the human does not belong to her after all?"
Skeila has been holding Sid close to her side for the latter part of this exchange; presently he feels her muscles shift as she swallows hard, and then says "Get on the ground," in the clear, level voice that seems to have replaced that casual drawl he was starting to like. When he hesitates, she speaks again, firmly, leaving little room for disobeyal: "Do it." Then, quieter: "Trust me." Tall order for paranoid Sid, who believes in the existence of trust like the blind believe in color…
Skeila's hands on his shoulders gently press him down to all fours as she kneels behind him. He can feel a blunt point pressing against his ass. Oh. She's gonna fuck him, he realizes. Now all that ownership talk makes sense. She bends down over him, using her knees and the hands she places next to his to support herself. He can feel her breasts press into his back and even, through the fabric of his hoodie, the dual points of two hardening nipples. She is very, very warm. He feels the smooth surface of a fang slide past his ear; she makes a sound like she's about to say something, but stops. Her middle pair of arms embraces him, and he suddenly feels the hands from the lower arms grasping at his crotch, apparently trying to unclasp his fly. He's not sure if Skeila's having difficulty manipulating the button—it is small compared to her claws—or if it's just nerves.
"Just rip his clothes off!" yells the steely blue spider from the hunting party. The matron in the robe gives him a brief reproving look but says nothing.
"Uh, I can get that," Sid offers nervously.
"I got it, I got it," Skeila says testily, and finally manages to pop his fly open. She pulls his jeans down, and her claw brushes against the erection in his boxers. He's as surprised as Skeila is to find it there. They catch each others' eyes and Sid feels his cheeks flush. "I'd be lyin' if I said I didn't want to do this," she confesses with a quiet whisper in his ear. "Sorry about the audience though," she pointedly says in a louder voice, shooting a dirty look at the group's hissing leader.
"On with it, ssissster. We do have other businessss."
Skeila pulls back from Sid a bit. Over his shoulder, he watchers her retrieve something out of a pouch on her belt. It looks like a ketchup packet, but she tears it open and squeezes out onto her hard penis—apparently lube is part of her standard utility kit. Sid cranes his head up a bit, and gets a good look at Skeila's cock as she rubs the slippery liquid all over it, seeing it become hard for the first time, black and brilliantly shiny from the lubricant. He's not sure what it would measure in inches, nine, maybe ten, but it's plenty sizable enough to make him concerned about the fit. Skeila sees him watching. "Well? Whatcha think?" she asks.
"I think you're hot."
Skeila beams, yanks down his boxer shorts, and throws herself down over him again, pressing her body against the arch of his back. He feels the slick hardness of her cock slide between the cheeks of his exposed ass. She brings her face next to his; on the round surface of her glossy black eyes he can see not only his own distorted reflection, but an unmistakable warmth behind it…
They kiss intensely. Skeila's fangs press against the outside of his lips while Skeila forcefully snakes her tongue into his mouth; he's happy to let her do so for fear of cutting his own tongue open on her teeth. Despite her observers, Skeila looks happy when they break the kiss, wearing a wide grin that is simultaneously playful and predatorial.
"Enough with the mushy crap," mutters spurned Itkil.
Skeila seems to take her cue—she holds Sid tighter while he, on all fours, feels the blunt tip of her cock poking his asshole. Getting fucked is going to be an entirely new sensation for him, and he doesn't expect to like it. He feels Skeila push into him a little and he feels strong discomfort as muscles he rarely has occasion to think about resist her entry. She pauses, and Sid thinks okay, she must be in now—but no, sorry Sid, that's just her getting situated. When she fits her whole bulbous cockhead inside, Sid knows it for sure; he can't help letting out a high-pitched little yelp that makes some of the watching spiders chuckle. Ow. Ow. Skeila stops and asks "Y'okay?" He exhales and nods wordlessly, so she slowly inches in a little further. Sid tenses and arches his back, trying to concentrate on the firm tits smashed against him. She sighs happily against his head and continues, slowly, to enter.
"This is gonna get a little weird," she tells him.
Through clenched teeth: "This has already been a pretty weird night for me."
She now has her cock all the way up his ass, or at least to the maximum point that he can physically accommodate. Sid feels something wrap around his own erect penis—one of Skeila's claws; the padded inner surface feels nice against his cock. She strokes him slowly as she begins to move in and out. Sid finds it surprisingly… okay. Sure, it hurts like hell. He was expecting that. Gonna be sore tomorrow, oh yes. But there's a pleasurable element to it too, beyond the disarming pain and slow-building burn, one that becomes stronger the more Skeila fucks him.
"Let's get this offa you," Skeila pants. Rearing herself up a bit, she deftly pulls his hoodie and undershirt over his head with her two upper claws, him lifting each hand in turn to free his arms. His naked back feels frigid until the spider lays down over him again and the welcome warmth returns. Now he can clearly feel the tips of her nipples on the outside edges of his shoulderblades. His whole back is tickled by the blanket of her soft, short fur. Claws drag along his chest and shoulders as she picks up the pace of her fucking, until soon her hips are slamming into his ass and shaking his whole body with every thrust, a single squeaky pant coming from the spider on each impact. He realizing he's taking her full length and feels somewhat proud, though he's not ready to cop to enjoying it. Maybe if those freaky other spiders weren't watching them so closely. Sure, Sid feels like someone's watching him under normal circumstances, but he can see them all leering whenever he looks up. But Skeila's enthusiasm certainly seems undimmed. The claws on his shoulders pull him back with every thrust, adding just a little bit more oomph to the powerful collisions of hip and butt. Soon, Sid can't even feel the pain anymore—in fact, all he can feel down there one undifferentiated hot wave of pleasure, peaking when Skeila's cock is deepest in him.
He looks behind him and sees Skeila clearly enjoying herself, exertion visible on her arachnid face, tips of the longer hair-fur on top of her head weighed down by tiny droplets of sweat forming like dew on grass, looking down intently at the connection between them. He wants to see it too. Lifting his head up, he sees the small of his own back, and blackness spreading up it like wine through a paper towel.
"Oh shit—" A claw's soft inside clamps over his mouth.
"Uh, yeah! Oh, shit! You like that!" Skeila yells, trying to sound dominant and in control. His eyes are huge with panic. Something like ohmygodwhathfugyoudointome escapes from between a crevice between the fingers covering his mouth. She puts her mouth to his ear so only he can hear and whispers "Play along!"
He reflexively tries to pull away from her, not that scrawny Sid could ever hope to extricate himself out from under the massive arachnid, but finds that he cannot even pull away from her hips, not any more than he could pull his arm out of its socket. He's stuck. They're connected somehow. Skeila's still making grinding motions, and it still feels—well, it still feels really good down there, but there doesn't seem to be any actual fucking going on any more. When Sid calms down and Skeila can no longer feel his mouth churn frantically beneath the soft pad of her claw, she unmuzzles him. "What—what—"
"Don't worry, you're gonna be fine…" Skeila resituates herself, hefting Sid along with relative ease, so that she is now sitting on the floor with an arm out behind her, knees spread apart and Sid in the V of the valley between them, held up a little by her arms, so that his head falls into the crevice between her breasts. "Let's take these off too," she murmurs, removing his shoes and pulling off his pants entirely. His heart races when he sees how far the dark color has spread along his body, from below his navel to his upper thighs. He is getting smoother somehow; the hockey-stick ridges where you can see skinny Sid's hipbones jutting out are eroding away. "This'll help…" Skeila takes his legs and positions him with his feet up under his butt, still grinding away, still feeling amazing.
"Help what?" he whispers.
She looks momentarily guilty. "I'm… making you my cock." It's almost a question, the way she says it, like she's asking if he's gonna be mad, but the sentence doesn't even make sense. At least not immediately. When he connects the shiny black surface spreading up him and the color of Skeila's penis, the dots connect in his head. She is actually somehow joining him to herself.
Sid's terrified, natch, but he's also fascinated. He doesn't even understand how it's biologically possible. Some structures in the body might be roughly isomorphic; he figures the momentarily dizzying sensation he had in his gut might be his digestive tract rewiring itself to be a, well, a reproductive tract. Shit, he's gonna be a reproductive organ, in a minute… But other parts aren't so close—based on the way his inner thighs have connected with the back of his calves, he's pretty sure that his legs, which are slowly getting rounder and shorter, are becoming testicles. Nuts aren't anything like legs, but he can't really see his knees or his feet anymore…
His bellybutton vanishes in front of his eyes. There is a spreading change moving up his torso like a slow wave, his body becoming rounder, his formerly oblate cross-section becoming circular. Down at the base, he is now quite firmly affixed to her; his ass is entirely gone and his back connects immediately with her body in a single graceful sweep.
"I'm not sure if I want to be a cock."
"Well… too bad! You're my cock." Sid sees some of the observing spiders nod approvingly, and although that line didn't quite sound as forced as the last, he tries to reassure himself that this is all some kind of act between the two of them. His stomach lurches. Breathing becomes not more difficult, but stranger somehow—wait, is he even still breathing? He can't tell. There's a rapid pounding sensation, but maybe that's only the racing heart rate and the adrenaline. It feels like his legs are sagging on the floor. He tries to wiggle them and gets nothing.
Skeila leans back and grips him at his waist—or base—and strokes, hard back-massage rubbing that blissfully relaxes his lumbar muscles into total nonexistence. It feels great. She nibbles gently on his ear, and though the transformation hasn't gotten that far yet, that feels pretty good too… He dares to look down and confirms that yes, though they're still slightly lumpy where his knees were, his legs are turning into balls, big round ones, with some patches of Skeila's fur even sprouting here and there. And he realizes that just as those are forming, his own balls are vanishing and his still-hard penis is shrinking, the only thing down there that was unequivocally his anymore, sliding backwards and vanishing like a crumbling tower.
Skeila grabs his head, making him look at her instead. And just like that, she starts making out with him again, really frenzied now, yet he doesn't get so much as nicked by all those scary teeth. And meanwhile those hands of hers feel so good down there all going crazy on his skin like that; he doesn't protest when she holds his arms at his side, and he isn't surprised when he is immediately unable to unstick them from his body (can he still call it his?)
Feeling his neck tensing, Sid breaks the kiss. A strand of viscous liquid momentarily hangs between them. There is a sharp taste in the back of his throat. Realizing he may soon lose the ability, he looks down at himself, almost fully transformed from the chest down, a sturdy shaft with that long cushiony muscle running up the middle of his underside and a crumpled band of foreskin starting to form below his shoulders. He looks up at Skeila again, and this time he's the one that goes for the kiss. His tongue accidentally scrapes against a tooth—it's nearly as sharp as it looks. Skeila rewards his enthusiasm with a series of long, hard strokes, squeezing hard with four hands. Each one pumps fuzzy feelings of electric pins and needles up his body, rising a little higher each time, up to his shoulders, his neck, his chin…
It's difficult for him to move his neck at all now. He realizes he must be getting shorter, or smaller—as Skeila strokes him his face periodically bumps into the inner surface of one or the other of Skeila's breasts, his cheek brushing her soft fur and flesh. He uses a remaining burst of muscular effort to grab a mouthful of tit the next time he swings past, and Skeila, getting the picture, makes it easier for him by leaning in and holding him at the base to rub him on her breast—rub her own cock on her breast, Sid thinks. He feels the pebble of her nipple go rolling past his body, briefly bending in each direction as he goes back and forth. Then she slaps his tubelike body against her tits, fur cushioning the sound of the impact.
Now he can only look straight up. He can't move his arms at all—he's fairly sure he no longer has arms. He can feel with complete clarity the location of every one of Skeila's claws as they rub their way across his skin, realizing from the way they move about his that his body is now totally cylindrical. He tries to say something but only produces a gasp. Bitter saltiness wells in his throat; some splashes out of a mouth he can no longer completely close.
He is looking up, backwards, into Skeila's face. It is enormous to him; her body occupies his whole field of vision. In the black mirror of her eyes he can see himself reflected dimly, a veiny stalk shooting up from between furry legs that curve hyperbolically away from the center point in each round lens—him. He is stiff and tense, his neck filling out to the same diameter as his body, his head puffing up like rising dough, flaring out at the bottom where the ridge of the glans is forming…
He watches it all happen to his reflection. Next his nose is gone completely, and now his head looks more like a cock's than a person's. For the moment there are still reminders other than his darting eyes, but the arcs of his ears are sinking away, the edges of his mouth have already pressed together vertically into a closed slit that connects with the pointed upward sweep that formed where his chin had been. His eyes are the last to go. They are not really sinking—they only look like it because the puffy cock flesh around them is rising to cover them up. Before they are gone completely, they blink, and simply do not open again. The surface of the cock rushes in to fill the two indentations and in a second more it is complete; Sid's body is now an erect shaft and his head a dark, swollen glans.
He can still see—and yet he has no control over his body. The image lurches forward as Skeila lunges at him, her face jumping into full view as she kisses him, her tongue darting down his piss slit. She pumps her hands up and down his stout length faster, and for a second Sid sees her mouth open before him like a looming cave as she takes him in, deadly-sharp pearl-white stalactites seeming to miss him by mere millimeters, but then there is darkness as her lips clamp down around his shoulders—no, no shoulders anymore, that's just where his head ends—and there is only the incredible feeling of her tongue, every tastebud's surface apparent to him at his new depth of sensation, sliding wetly over his upper surface while the most sensitive part of his underside rubs along the roof of her mouth.
Skeila removes him from her mouth with a wet pop. Four claws become invisible blurs along his surface. "Oh, fuck, Sid!" He feels, building at his base and as a growing sensation running from balls to head, in the way that lightning is said to trace its route from the ground up in the microseconds before the return strike, what he knows to be their approaching orgasm.
And then eeeeeeeek sharp cold all over her shoulder and breast running down to her crotch; Skeila shrieks and stops masturbating. The spider with the huge mug has poured its contents all over Skeila—it turns out to be raspberry iced tea. A sugary river soaks into her fur and carries pebbly little chips of ice into her lap.
"Itkil!" reproaches the group's hooded leader.
The short orange spider girl with the upturned and dripping mug is pointing and laughing; there are a few low chuckles coming from some of the other spiders in her party.
"Mossst undignified, Itkil. I ssssuppose you do not want our next prey after all—Brother Lassssck may have that privilege instead." Sullen Itkil goes hrrmph while the blue spider with the huge penis, by way of congratulations, does three simultaneous knuckle daps with the other male.
Until the rude interruption, Skeila had forgotten all about the Huntsmen. Their leader saunters up to where she sits on the floor, with an erection quickly numbing to flaccidity by the buildup of ice at its base. "I recant my previous sssskepticism. That human clearly belongs to you, though I ssssuspect he did not yet know it." She leans down close to Skeila. "And whatever they tell you the rules are, sssissster, you don't have to change him back. He's yours now."
The matron stands and snaps her fingers, calling her crew to attention, and without a further word they head off down the corridor. Itkil bumps Skeila's shoulder on the way out. The staccato clacking of their feet recedes into the distance and Skeila lies back down in the puddle of tea, too exhausted to move. She spreads her legs so her balls are no longer covered in an avalanche of pop fountain ice.
She wants to go after them—the civilian wildcard is no longer in play, plus she got a good look at them and saw no weapons, so she's pretty sure she could take them all in a fair fight—but it's no use. The change is that exhausting. It'll be a minute before she can even stand. She can't even call it in—no reception here in the interstitial layer between the surface and Midway. For a little bit the only noise is the buzzing of fluorescent lamps and the spider's ragged breathing, but that gradually quiets down. Then Skeila tentatively asks her penis: "Sid? You okay?"
No response. She props herself up on her elbows. "Sid?" Silence. "C'mon, at least talk to me…" Nothing. She droops back to the floor with an irritated sigh—then, remembering something, sits back up. "Um, just so you know, if you think like you're talking, even though you're not actuallytalking, I can hear it. Just in case you're not really giving me the silent treatment." She looks at her cock expectantly.
—like this? Whoa, goes Sid's scratchy mumble in her head.
"You seriously woulda never thought to try that?"
Didn't know telepathy was part of being a penis.
"It's not telepathy, it's… I don't know, nerves and shit." She scoots out of the puddle and lies back down on the cool linoleum, six arms spread-eagled. "Are you, like, completely pissed at me?"
Uh… what that woman said… you're going to change me back, right? I'm not going to be stuck this way forever?
"'Course I'm gonna change you back."
I guess I'm not completely pissed at you, then. Not completely.
"Awesome. I totally saved your ass from those crazy fuckers, you know."
Who were they?
"The Huntsmen. Total nutjobs. Aren't they freaky? Didja hear the fake-ass hiss their head bitch uses? There aren't very many of them, but they're like… I don't know. Kind of a cult, or a weird militia group. They think humans are supposed to be cocks. Like, it's your purpose. Your only purpose."
That's pretty fucked.
"Totally. There's plenty of other stuff humans are good at." Sid doesn't respond. "C'mon, I'm kidding."
Ha ha. How about you change me back now?
"What, right now?" Skeila asks in the same tone of voice she might have used if Sid had casually asked her to eat a bicycle.
Yeah, that would be nice…
"Sid, I can't change you back now! I just changed you! As fast as I could! I can barely frikkin' walk!"
What? What the hell? Why can't you change me back?
"'Cause that's just how it works." Skeila hesitantly rises on one shaky leg, and stands with a couple arms on the wall to steady herself. Pooled tea goes flowing down her body, much of it running straight down the length of her new penis. Sid experiences the bizarre sensation of the stream of liquid tracing the veins on his new phallic body and running off the rounded tip of his head in a single stream, bisecting his field of vision, falling towards splashdown on the floor. The thought occurs to him that he could be in for similar experiences if he is going to be stuck like this much longer… "Takes a lotta effort to change a human, 'specially that fast, and we can only do it, like, once a day in either direction. At best."
So you can't change me back until—
"Tomorrow. Probably. I need to get some fuckin' sleep."
Will you change me back tomorrow? Promise?
"Yes, I promise." Though he can't see her face, she sounds like she's rolling her eyes.
What… what am I gonna do till then?
The spider takes a few uneasy steps and lets go of the wall. "You're gonna be a cock."
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